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Loud pipes do save lives.

Why just today I received a letter from the Mayor for saving a Mother and two small children just by riding through their neighborhood. Last week I saved an older gentleman in his 70’s and all I had to do was rev the XS 650 a bit and he stopped having a heart attack and jogged home.

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Tomorrow I plan on riding slowly past a convalescent home to see how many cast off their crutches and such. On this past Halloween I raced past the local cemetery but I didn’t raise any of the dead, so my powers are limited.

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If this trend keeps on I’ll take the XS 650 to Washington and demonstrate the healing powers to ‘bama and maybe he’ll lay off this national healthcare thing? I could save him upwards of a Trillion dollars and maybe he’d pop for a new paint job for the XS?

Cheers, 50gary

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