Loud pipes do save lives.
Why just today I received a letter from the Mayor for saving a Mother and two small children just by riding through their neighborhood. Last week I saved an older gentleman in his 70’s and all I had to do was rev the XS 650 a bit and he stopped having a heart attack and jogged home.
Tomorrow I plan on riding slowly past a convalescent home to see how many cast off their crutches and such. On this past Halloween I raced past the local cemetery but I didn’t raise any of the dead, so my powers are limited.
If this trend keeps on I’ll take the XS 650 to Washington and demonstrate the healing powers to ‘bama and maybe he’ll lay off this national healthcare thing? I could save him upwards of a Trillion dollars and maybe he’d pop for a new paint job for the XS?