The Brown xs650: New Wave Japanese Brat Style…



Brat Style XS650

The Pub Called:

A drunk dude had been at a pub all night long. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the same result.

Dude figured he’d crawl outside to get some fresh air and sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his house.

When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face.

He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.

This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, “So you’ve been out drinking again, have you?!”

“No! What makes you say that?” he asked, putting on his best innocent expression.

“The pub called… you forgot your wheelchair again.”

So, I was going to write something more about this sick brown NewWave Japanese Brat Style XS650 CHOPP; however, I thought this joke was more worth your time. Maybe when guys send in cool 650 pics with a weak one sentence description, I’ll just throw a joke in. What do you think?




  1. youknowme;) says:

    cool bike to.

  2. Jukebox says:

    Nice bike, did you extend the swing arm or replaced it with a longer one?? could you please tell me what mods you made? thanks

  3. Teebs says:

    This was posted quite a while ago and the poster didn’t send any description in with the bike, so you probably won’t be hearing from them.

    The swingarm is stock. They went with shorter shocks. The upper and lower shock mounts are even located in the same place. The frame hasn’t been modified at all as far as rake and stretch go. The work that’s been done on it is all minor cosmetic stuff, cleaning up braces etc and the finish work where they hacked off the rear seat section and dropped the seat a bit.

    Somebody else wanna confirm this? Anything I missed?

    This is a pretty mild chop. Not a lot of serious cutting/welding done, but some nice cosmetic stuff, in-frame wiring, nice paint (don’t see many brown bikes by choice.)

    Not really my style, I tend to favor either all-out crazy chops or bare-bones bobs.

  4. ronn simpson says:

    Super job on XS650 nice clean look how did you mount rear turn signals to swing arm

  5. fanoboss says:

    I loved the bike and liked the joke.

  6. RJ from the ole school says:

    A man went sky diving,,,jumped out of the plane,,,,,when time came to deploy his chute,,,it didnt work,,,so he tried the back- up chute,,,IT didnt work,,,so he’s going down when suddenly a man passes him GOING UP!,,,,he shouts HEY,,, YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES??,,,the other man answers,,,NO,,, YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAS STOVES???,,,,,,,,RJ